How the mob gets fed
Every trade drops 3% into the den.
StonkFun turns that cut into $NEAR and hands it to whoever is holding. Not more $NEARKAT. Not an IOU from the sky. The actual ration.
Snapshot · downloaded September 22, 2026
Snapshot from StonkFun. 3% transfer tax, quote-only fees, paid in $NEAR.
Why $NEAR, not more $NEARKAT.
$NEAR is what validators stake and what confidential execution gets paid in. Feeding the mob with it ties the meme to the chain it came from.
Ration estimator
What's my bag earning?
Built from the $NEAR that actually landed in holder wallets. Not a cut of volume. Enter your position and the den does the maths.
Snapshot · downloaded September 22, 2026
Worth $11,971.25
- Your $NEAR, per day
- 13.23
- $56.56 / day
- 7 days
- 92.58
- $396
- 30 days
- 396.8
- $1,697
- Position
- 1,000,000 NEARKAT
- Share of supply
- 0.1%
- Observed daily rate
- 0.472%
- 172% simple annualized
- Wen lambo
- 4,774 days
13,226.3 $NEAR per day at the observed pace × your 0.1% share = 13.23 $NEAR / day
Eligible supply is not calibrated yet, so the calculator divides by the full supply. Your real share may be larger. Rate window: 1.0 days. Reward estimates use observed distributions and are not guaranteed.
Why meerkats
Privacy is just good sentry work.
Wild meerkats survive because the colony is distributed. No single tunnel is the whole home. Lookouts watch the horizon so the rest of the mob can dig, feed and raise young without advertising every move.
SolanaPhantom · Solflare · WalletConnectMany tunnels, not one vault.
A den is a graph. If one entrance collapses, traffic reroutes. That is sharding and P2P routing, in dirt form.
One lookout, quiet interior.
Sentries stand up so the warren stays private. Keep balances, routes and timing off the open sky where predators and MEV bots hunt.
Mob first, no king.
Meerkats are not lone heroes. Builders, validators and holders are the colony. NearKat points at the network. It is not a substitute for it.
One den.
Every exit.
Every chain in the den is a chamber off the same tunnel system. Solvers route through NEAR Intents, so a bag on Solana can land on Base without you ever standing in the open.
NEAR Intents
Say the outcome. Solvers find the path across 30+ chains. One account moves value without babysitting bridges and gas on every network.
Confidential by default
Confidential Intents run on a private shard with a TEE bridge. Swaps, balances and routes stay out of the public mempool, so lookouts and MEV cannot hunt the interior.
Chain signatures
Per-user addresses on every chain, derived by the network's signers. Self-custody is preserved and no private key ever leaves your wallet.
Shade agents
Verified compute in a TEE, with attested execution. The last mile of a swap runs in a room that can prove what it did.
Read more at near.org. Not affiliated with NEAR Protocol.
Ways in
Never one door.
Hold $NEARKAT and you are in the mob. Rations land in $NEAR while you hold. Amounts, timing and eligibility get posted with each drop.
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